Sup, dude. Don't click the back button. We know. The headline got you curious. But then you saw a bunch of words below and thought "I didn't click here to read a loan application."

 

You want to reach out to "Little Red Head looking for Big Bad Wolf". She's a dude. You're in a better place here.

 

So, you're looking to make time with the ladies? Maybe you're looking to settle down. Someone to brush up on your baby talk with. Your baby talk might be rusty. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Sometimes a man has to break out the baby talk. It's the language of love.

 

But you're doing your pimp game no favors with your out of focus selfies in the bathroom. Selfies make you look like you don't have any friends. Even if you don't, that's on a need to know basis.

The key to success on Tinder is using a picture that speaks to your strengths and irresistible charm better than the most highly trained wingman. That's how you'll find Mrs. Right, or Mrs. Swipe Right. 

 

Did I forget to mention our clients include women? That's right, muchachas. Remember those glamour shots you took in junior high where you were sportin' a feather boa? Yeah. We don't do that shit. 

 

We're here to take professional photographs of you. We get your good side. Don't have a good side? We have a full blown professional photographer's studio. We'll make a good side for you. 

 

85 bucks for a headshot. 3 for a $155. Bring your A game. Bring a horrible zit. Retouching is included in that price. 

 

Your smart phone can do some pretty awesome things, but there isn't an Instagram filter out there that can capture what makes you so bad ass. Drop us a line. info@glenninskeep.com